Hellige-skrifter-v2

hellige-skrifter-v2, or HSv2, (Norwegian for holy scriptures) is a channel which is based on the hellige-skrifter from Tony's Interparadis server. HSv2 is not based in the Interparadis server, but rather on Maycachan's server named ''Mongo. Hellige-skrifter-v2 ''is very different from the original as the original is written by several members of the Interparadis server, while also not acting as a Discord rules channel. Version2 however, acts solely as a rules channel and is written by Maycachan himself with the exception of 2 paragraphs.

Rules of hellige-skrifter-v2
Most rules, or paragraphs (§), are written by Maycachan, however lord Tony has written §7 while Sofus wrote §1. The name was given hellige-skrifter-v2 since Maycachan is bestowed as a god, or considered as a deity in his server thus "holy scriptures" to connotate a religious atmosphere. The rules reads as follows:

" '§1. arthur er en jævla hvit neger fra russland så han får ikke lov til å mute øreklokkene sine og mikrofonen mens han befinner seg i en av stemmekanalene på denne discordserveren.' Requested by @DvD" - Sofus

This particular paragraph was written by Sofus, with the request of GoDvD. Ap0 junior is not a big fan of this paragraph mainly due to the restriction put solely on one person, and gets continued bans, kicks and disconnects due to him muting his headphones and microphone despite the rule existing. It translates as follows:

"§1 Arthur is a fucking white ni**er from Russia, so he can't mute his headphones and microphone while he is in the presence in one of the voice channels on this Discord server."

§2. You dont bite the hand that feeds you.

§3. You are all slaves

§4. Ikke snakk imot Adrian Mayca

§5. Adrian har alltid rett

§6 Ikke noe Anime hint bullshit

''§7. Hvis @DvD sier noe på en måte som anses å være "bait" og/eller ler på en måte som kan anses å være provoserende eller krenkende for enten @LvL 50 Thief, vår gud eller andre slaver i discorden. Skal han ikke bli akseptert i guds navn med barmhjertighet men heller møtt med en gudommelig vrede.''

§8. Ikke skriv i Rust channel hvis det ikke har noe med Rust å gjøre

§9. No Racism of any kind

This rule is violated occasionally, even by the all-mighty himself.

§10. No need for Arthur to link the same link more than 1 time.

§11. Mods er beskyttet i guds navn

''§12. Mods må ta opp bans med Founder hvis Founder er Online. Hvis Founder er borte så kan Modden abuse så mye han vil''

§13. No fucking spoilers

§14. Eddi skal aldri spille Shaco i Adrian sine games igjen

§15. Arthur banna for livstid helt til han ber på kne

''§16. ADRIAN ER GUD I DENNE CHATTEN. SÅ PARAGRAF 11. HAR INGENTING Å SI SIDEN JEG BESKYTTER DERE. DERE LEVER ALLE UNDER MIN GUDDOMELIGHET.''

This is a paragraph that builds on §11, and states that §11 has no usefulness because everyone is protected by Maycachan, and everyone lives under his godhood. The meaning of this is basically that mods are vulnerable, as they are protected by god too, and the protection may also be revoked.

§17. EDDI SKAL LEGGE SEG 23.30 PÅ UKEDAGER FORDI HAN JOBBER PÅ JOTUN OG RØYKER WEEEEEEEEEEEED BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

§18. IKKE HATE PÅ DAMWON IKKE NOE MEMES

This is an inside joke and refers to the DAMWON GAMING JOKE. The idea is that Maycachan was/is a huge fan of Damwon gaming, and Tdavid together with Ap0 junior pronounced it in a mockery way such that it became annoying for Maycachan. Thus, this rule was enforced and implemented.

§19. RAIDS ER TRASH I GUESS

A response, or a conclusion to a failure of a raid in Rust.

''§20. IKKE NOE FIFA BULLSHIT ETC.... EKS: NÅ STIKKER JEG Å SPILLER FIFA FORDI EDDI ER TREG FORDI HAN ER HØY PÅ WEED.....''

Tdavid is an avid Fifa player, and made up some excuses to leave the League of Legends lobby by mentioning Fifa.

§21. IKKE SI TIL ADRIAN MAYCA: DU KUTTA UT

This just annoys him, translated "DON'T SAY TO ADRIAN MAYCA: YOU CUT OUT"

§22. SanderHand er den rettmessige bærer av tittelen "Legend".

Alle andre skal underordne seg dette, og en kan bare bære tittelen selv gjennom en personlig velsignelse irl. Blir det oppdaget bærer av navnet utenom overnevntes velsignelse, vil personen bøte i form av offentlig skam og tittlen "Skam på deg". SanderHand er en ekte legende som fortjener anerkjennelsen for det.